Table Seven

A once-a-month family gathering for whoever needs one

  • About

    Table Seven is part supper club, part family meal, a little ritual without the pressure to come every time.

    To keep it intimate, it’s always capped at seven guests. Unless we decide to break the rules with a rooftop night or something casual, the table stays small.

    Every dinner has a theme. The lineup shifts. The vibe doesn't.

  • House Traditions

    The Seventh Rule: Only seven guests per gathering. Once the RSVP cap is hit, the table’s full.

    RSVP With Intention: If you claim a seat, please try to make it. Life happens, but if you need to cancel, give us at least a week so we can fill your spot.

    Anxiety Disclaimer: Just saying it upfront so no one’s surprised: the two things that stress us out the most—shoes in the apartment (Justin) and broken glassware (Atoosa). So: shoes off at the door, and drink as much as you want… just not so much that you knock over the glass.

Table Seven: Hot Lunch

September 19th

5:00pm-10:00pm

Hot Lunch is our September table, and a formal protest against MAHA. The chemicals, the salt, the rectangle pizza. The school cafeteria was formative in ways that therapy has not fully addressed, and this month we're revisiting every back-to-school classic that has been living rent-free in our heads ever since. Some will have a bougie twist. Some will be exact recreations of the plasticky goodness.

Attire: Whatever you'd wear to school. Pepto-Bismol and Alka-Seltzer welcome.

The Table is Full.